Guys, I just did something very bad. I…I did work. — Tricky Ricky, one of Akhil’s housemates
sandwich-making bro at mojo jamming along to demi lovato.
my stats GSI just told us he enjoys beer more than anything in the world and then proceeded to share his favorite types.
I killed a guy in Nicaragua in 1977. — Some bro at the Asian frat
- Girl #1: I really want a baby with blue eyes. What if it doesn't happen?
- Girl #2: Just keep having babies until one has blue eyes.